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TEN REASONS TO SEE JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION.
10.
College Basketball is done. The NBA isn’t hot yet.
9.
The Johnson family stays one night at a hotel named Four Seasonings.
Yes, Four Seasonings, not the Four Seasons.
8.
Vanessa Williams & Solange Knowles – Nuff said.
7.
Very little, if any, profanity. Hey, that’s a good thing.
6. Cedric the Entertainer plays a dutiful dad wishing for
an eight track stereo in his new Navigator.
5.
The hot-tub scene that starts with Vanessa Williams and Cedric
The Entertainer, but ends with Cedric and a few big-boned
women. Hint, Hint.
4.
The simplicity of the film. The cool thing about Johnson Family
Vacation is that the comedy is very
simple. The Squad is tired of black comedies where each scene
is sprinkled with unrealistic situations
and or attitudes. This film relies on situations, some bizarre,
but the context can be appreciated
without being ridiculous.
3.
When Cedric’s uncle (played by Cedric) arrives to fix
the truck, he brings some curling irons and a
wrench. You will not stop laughing.
2.
Hey, you can take your kids and you will not have to cover
their eyes or ears, not even once.
1.
THE MUSIC, THE MUSIC, THE MUSIC. Classic soul jams are infused
throughout the film and simply makes ya feel good and dreamy
about yesteryear.
OK.
That’s it. Don’t wait around for this one on DVD
and things like that. Find a theater, grab the keys, pack
the family and take a vacation with The Johnsons. You will
not be disappointed. Rather, you might regain your belief
and trust in Hollywood.
WE THROW A SOUND BRAVO AND SHOUT OUT TO FOX SEARCHLIGHT PICTURES
for bringing this type of film to American theaters, nationwide.
JOHNSON
FAMILY VACATION – IN YOUR HOOD NOW – SEE
IT TODAY
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